🖤 The front side declares membership in the rowdiest club on the green — “OLD BASTARDS GOLF CLUB” — framed by the unapologetic creed:
100% OVER PAR • LIFETIME MEMBER
Crossed golf clubs frame a grinning, cigar-smoking golf ball in a flat cap — the perfect emblem of defiant humor.
Aged bronze tones and subtle scrollwork complete the look, giving it the charm of a relic earned through countless bad swings and better laughs.
🥃 Back (Reverse) — “Bad Swings, Zero Regrets”
🪙Flip it over, and the attitude continues:
“100% ATTITUDE — 100% BAD SWINGS, ZERO REGRETS.”
A skull sits between a golf club and a whiskey glass — the ultimate trinity of a golfer who’s lived it, lost it, and loved every minute.
It’s not about perfection — it’s about showing up, swinging hard, and never apologizing for the chaos that follows.
📐 Product Details
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Material: Premium metal alloy with antique bronze finish
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Diameter: ~45 mm
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Finish: Aged metallic sheen with rich depth and contrast
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Weight: Solid and substantial — built to last through every round and every toast
💥 Tagline
“100% Over Par. Zero Regrets.”
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